glitterymurder:

*finishes tv show, movie or book*

*immediately searches tag on Tumblr*

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mcisaacs:

recent studies reveal that 100% of abortions are performed on women who do not wish to be pregnant and 0% of abortions are performed on conservative republican men

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Reblog this if you believe in asexuality please

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jaclcfrost:

how many episodes was that character in, you ask???
not as many as they deserve
not enough to satisfy me

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prongsvssquid:

prongsvssquid:

Snow White twist where Snow White is played by a dark-skinned woman with snow white hair

  • another twist: the story focuses on beauty in the context of racial prejudice 
  • the stepmother is white and known as the ‘fairest of them all’ but then this girl with dark skin grows to be more beautiful than her and she doesn’t understand and she doesn’t like it and she is threatened by it
  • you can see where this is going
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jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

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  • godric:i took your advice salazar
  • salazar:what advice
  • godric:about having giant versions of our house animals
  • salazar:oh no
  • godric:i got a 60 foot lion
  • salazar:oh no
  • godric:she's in the grounds right now
  • salazar:OH NO
  • godric:look out the window bro
  • salazar:
  • salazar:wait i dont see her
  • godric:yeah i was lion about the whole thing
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  • godric:
  • salazar:i cant believe i let that pun slytherin to the conversation
  • godric:ayyyyy
  • salazar:ayyyyy
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  • Being sick in Elementary:Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
  • Being sick in high school:OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
  • College:did I have class today
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dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

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cumberbatchaddictsanonymous:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

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