it’s a story about a trust-fund jock who cheats off of his smart friend, is basically just good at sports, and who grows up to become a cop who peaked in high school. Aimed at nerds.

an io9 comment on Harry Potter (via frantzfandom)
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ccharlesxavier:

toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

one time i was chatting with some tumblr friends on skype and it turned out that me and one girl lived in the same building

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vogeust:

i dont get why so many parents are so against cosplaying like other teenagers are having unprotected sex, doing hardcore drugs, getting stds and shit and im sitting here styling a wig man u r not appreciative at all

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androgynistic:

is there a word for “i’m okay but it’s a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me”? 

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My anaconda! DON’T!!!!

Voldemort (via gunpowderandspark)
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  • Q:A major concern in A Song of Ice and Fire and Game of Thrones is power. Almost everybody – except maybe Daenerys, across the waters with her dragons – wields power badly.
  • George R.R. Martin:Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it's not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn't ask the question: What was Aragorn's tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren't gone – they're in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles? In real life, real-life kings had real-life problems to deal with. Just being a good guy was not the answer. You had to make hard, hard decisions. Sometimes what seemed to be a good decision turned around and bit you in the ass; it was the law of unintended consequences. I've tried to get at some of these in my books. My people who are trying to rule don't have an easy time of it. Just having good intentions doesn't make you a wise king.
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definegirlfriends:

[listens to music] hey that was a fic title

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definegirlfriends:

[listens to music] hey that was a fic title

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Actual conversation at a party last night

  • Random college kid:Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me:I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid:*turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
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faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

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sunfl0werpetal:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

how about "the government is fucking up and obama is nothing more but a figure head to take the heat of all the congress’s dumbass decisions" The president isnt a dictator. he doesnt get to choose 100000000% by himself what happens to this country, hence the term democracy.

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y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

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  • student:coughs
  • teacher:from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work
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*slam dunks a pumpkin* fall is life

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